When asked what he wanted for his birthday the Yogi replied, "I wish for no gifts, only presence."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist? Someone who is at two with the universe.
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.
How many Zen masters does is take to change a light bulb? None, there is no light bulb. http://bit.ly/HuangPo
The waffle company created a product for Buddhists. The slogan is "Leggo my ego."
The spiritual student walked up to a hotdog stand and said "Make me one with everything."
Heard about the new Buddhist vacuum cleaner? It comes with no attachments.
Nisargadatta Maharaj loved animals and even made a pet food product called "IAMS Cat". http://bit.ly/IAmThat
Nisargadatta Maharaj wrote a Broadway play called "Thats", but it had no story.
People thought there were 2 lake monsters, but actually there's only one-ness.
Sorry, I didn't mean for my karma to run over your dogma.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
What's the difference between Peace and Nirvana? Peace became popular in the 60's and Nirvana became popular in the 90's.
What's Krishna's favorite video game? Gita Hero. http://bit.ly/Gita
Meditation - It's better than sitting around and doing nothing.
I hear that the classic fable by Aesop is being rewritten with a religious twist. The new version is called "The Torahtoise and the Hare Krishna."
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